I feel like I should do something special for 5,000 hits. It's coming up in less than 40 visits so if you're the lucky 5,000th viewer, print screen that puppy and send it my way and I'll doodle ya something spiffy.

I feel like the Giving Tree today. But with less bark.

UPDATE:

hit the 5,000 mark. That, uh. . .went by a whole lot faster than I thought it would. So, per his request, I shall be drawing something spiffy for him.

I also need to rock out art for too 'cause she is of the Awesome Tribe which trades with my people, the Rocktastics, on a regular basis.

I've retired my first ever avatar which was Tim from that one page in Identity Crisis that broke my heart and replaced it with something a little less. . .harrowing.

Everyone loves a naked Tim after all.

Sooo, I dropped off the grid like whoa. No interwebz for me siiiiince. . .uhm. Early to mid May? I just got back from the Virgin Islands though so now it's time to get back into the swing of things.

To kick off my return, I was tagged by to do the following meme so here it goes!

Rules: (dun dun dun!!!)

1) Post these rules.
2) Each person tagged must put eight random facts about themselves.
3) Tagged folks should write a journal about these facts.
4) At the end of the post tag eight more deviants
5) Go to their page telling them they're tagged.
6) No tagging back for the obvious reasons.


1. For the life of me, and don't ask me why, but I cannot finish any drink that I start off. I will get through about four fifths of it and then abandon it before it can be polished off. Freud would probably say I have commitment issues. Or that I secretly desire to sleep with his mother. I mean my mother? Anyway. . .
2. I can find a slash pairing in anything. No really, I mean anything.
3. My indecisiveness hit an all time low when I flipped a coin to determine which college I would attend after high school.
4. It's part of my daily ritual to drop my phone at least once. It's not exactly intentional but if I say it is then I sound less clumsy.
5. When I was 16, my friend Candice gave me a Batman necklace. It's the only piece of jewelry I wear and has not been taken off since I've gotten it.
6. When I'm drunk, I draw penises on anything and everything. Nothing is safe from my phallic art.
7. I dropped out of art class in high school. I was only in it for two weeks.
8. Procrastination and I are best friends. All my final projects, pretty much ever, have been done the night before. Yeah, even the Maya ones.

Now listen up! These peeps have been tagged.

, , , , , , annnnd anyone else who wants to join in because Wedding Crashers has officially distracted me and totally snagged half the peeps I was gonna tag. Hehe.

So, I finally decided to make a LJ account dedicated to my artwork. I've always enjoyed LJ and its bountiful communities that cater to everything under the sun so I figure it's time to join the ranks of other artists out there and suit up!

You can find my art journal at:

sammage-art.livejournal.com

Look at my oh-so-original name. Yeah, envy that shiiat. Currently there aren't a whole lot of entries. Just "Day old hate", my new Bruce/Dick pic, and an introduction. I'll upload artwork from the past and continue to update the journal as new pieces come along.

Anyhoo fellow LJers, if you'd like to add me that would be fantabulous. I love to geek out on other people's journals and their artwork too.

So get ready for a new kind of geekery, kids. It's going to be legend. . .wait for it. . .dary!